Tuesday, 14 November 2017

I PROMISE ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Image result for comedy wildlife photography awards 2016 gannet
"i promise its not what it looks like", I was just getting my daily fish until I thought I should enter the biggest fish games (the biggest fish wins king of all the gannets). I knew a really good spot for massive fish so I went there and got prepared to dive (Did i mention that its also the most dangerous spot). I dived of the blank icy edge at super sonic speeds into the cold water. I looked around and only saw big spikes of ice and sharp metal from sunken ships. I waited for bit until "WOW" my eyes where massive as I stared at this HUGE FISH!! I attempted to grab the fish again and again and again until... SUCCESS!! I flew back to my nest and plopped the fish inside. It attempted its master jailbreak but my nests stick forces where to strong for it. At this moment I realised that birds were starting to stare. A gannet next to me said "I am the judge of the BBFWRA and I believe you are a winner." what luck I was in to have a judge right next to my nest. Then suddenly he yelled "WE HAVE A WINNER!" everybody started to cheer and bow down to be, I raised my hands... Hands HOLD ON HANDS ALL I HAVE ARE THESE STUBBY LITTLE WINGS AND LEGS AND HOW AM I MEANT TO HEAR WITHOUT EARS SO THIS LITTLE (Please standby.) I raised my wings up high and said proudly "I AM YOUR KING". Suddenly everybody hid away and i realized that the real king was here. We went into a great food battle of fish! My Fish was clearly bigger than his so be threw his at me. I Swung my fish like a bat at a ball and I rebounded his fish back into his face!!! He Fell over backwards and flew away as a message that I won. Everybody was free from him and I am king!
Who new that a normal fishing trip would become a great adventure to become king?

Monday, 13 November 2017

Exuses

EXCUSES


Sorry miss,
I was hurrying to school
But I was attacked by a frog,
I ran away as fast as I could
And then I fell in a big bog.


Sorry miss,
On my way I fell over a poop
I tripped over and landed on my face,
when i got up I saw a diggy dog
It saw me and I was in for a chase.


Sorry miss,
When I was on the bridge on the way to school,
It cracked and fell down
When I landed in the water
I was somehow in a gown.


Sorry miss
I went to hop in my bugatti chiron
I realised it was on fire
I ran to dad and told him
But he thought I was a liar


Sorry miss
I went to go to school
But my butt was on fire
I ran to get the firemen
But they needed someone to hire


By Michael


I like the way you used good humor
Next time you should make sure your words make sense
Comment by Ali Zain


Dear Jacinda Ardern

Halsey Drive School
106 Halsey Drive
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Rt Hon Bill English/Jacinda Ardern      Auckland
Prime Minister          1042
Freepost Parliament
Private Bag 18 888
Parliament Buildings
Wellington 6160

Thursday 21st September 2017

Dear  Jacinda Ardern,

Congratulations on winning the 2017 Elections. My family has been following the election all the way. We have discussed some issues that we believe can be solved. Well done on all the great things you have and will do for the future New Zealand but I believe you have missed one. I strongly believe that the voting age should be lowered from 18 to 16 years. I know you want to be a great Prime Minister so I hope you will deem my argument.

Tuesday, 19 September 2017

Roald Dahl


Today we made some slides about Roald Dahl.
 We made them for Roald Dahl day (Roald Dahl's Birthday)

Tuesday, 12 September 2017

Excuses Poem

EXCUSES

Sorry miss,
I was hurrying to school
But I was attacked by a frog,
I ran away as fast as I could
And then I fell in a big bog.

Sorry miss,
On my way I fell over a poop
I tripped over and landed on my face,
when i got up I saw a diggy dog
It saw me and I was in for a chase.

Sorry miss,
When I was on the bridge on the way to school,
It cracked and fell down
When I landed in the water
I was somehow in a gown.

Sorry miss
I went to hop in my bugatti chiron
I realised it was on fire
I ran to dad and told him
But he thought I was a liar

Sorry miss
I went to go to school
But my butt was on fire
I ran to get the firemen
But they needed someone to hire

By Michael

I like the way you used good humor
Next time you should make sure your words make sense
Comment by Ali Zain